Signing Mom Up For Facebook

What’s the most difficult¬†job you’ve ever had? Ditch digging? Roofing? Bottom coating boats? Cutting out a brain tumor? Settling a nasty divorce hearing? Embalming bodies? Cleaning toilets at your frat house after a kegger, dude? Just kidding, they don’t clean their toilets ūüėȬ†, and that’s not a job; that’s doing a chore in¬†a shitty social club. =/}

Or maybe the most difficult job you’ve ever had was something that doesn’t even sound difficult. Maybe it was taste-testing chocolate bars or beer? Or perhaps, was it¬†catching fish? Or, crunching data? Or possibly, was it¬†watching movies? That was one of my least favorite jobs in my teens at Atom Films here in Seattle.

And maybe after several months, you¬†lost¬†your taste for the very thing you loved. :{ It sucks to get tired of what¬†we¬†love because, HEY,¬†we¬†once loved those things!¬†But¬†it¬†will happen, right? Don’t¬†lie.

Does that make you worry a little? Well, probably.¬†We’re just¬†human. And¬†at the end of the day, I say, “Play it again, Sam.” Cuz that’s just part of our¬†job sometimes. But,¬†we¬†gotta pop back up quick when we¬†get knocked down. Otherwise,¬†we¬†lose the game.

For most of us in the States, work is how we guarantee our daily food, water, and shelter, both for ourselves and for the people we love here.

So if I’m going to blog about awesome workers in Seattle, I feel I need to qualify my blog from the very start. Here it goes.

I’m calling my shots – trust me¬†–¬†my experience¬†isn’t unique¬†–¬†this is just my experience that I want to share – this is my Tardis – this is how I get to travel back in time, even if it’s only my life; AND FOR MY NERDS!!! At least I don’t create a paradox and blackhole us out of existence by doing this.

None of us here in the states are working as hard as some of the folks I met in Guatemala. In Guatemala, especially outside of the city, a job was a godsend. For many, to work was to have found the grace of a higher being. To speak English was nearly to guarantee finding work. Someone might¬†argue with me on this point. But this is what I saw. I wish I had taken more pictures, but many Mayans believe it steals their soul. And yet again, I digress, so let me truly digress. *Aside* Some of the best pictures I saw of working conditions in Guatemala were shown at the Spanish Embassy in Antigua, Guatemala. If anyone remembers the exhibit there, Jan. 2011, I’d love to hear from you. *Aside /*

There were families that walked into the market center of Antigua every day, except the days where their goods fetched better prices at another¬†market, I think it was Tuesdays &¬†Thursdays. Watching them, I saw truly hard work, and gained perspective. Let’s say the youngest worker helping carry items¬†was¬†6 years old, while the oldest appeared to be seventy or maybe older.¬†They all carried at least their weight in goods to the daily market from what I could tell. The slope¬†they traversed (up, and down, not side to side) to get to El Mercado¬†would¬†be the envy of any Washington¬†ski resort¬†in both pitch and length. The tools they carried and the wares they sold engulfed¬†them, and bent them at knee, back, wrist, and neck. It was clear they would get¬†injured eventually, disabled eventually, and at the same time, you knew there was¬†no vacation except maybe Sunday. How did I know? Because I would go buy fresh avocados or papayas from them at my¬†leisure, for little more expense than a one block walk and a silver dollar.

Or let me talk about¬†a specific¬†family, which was dear to us at our Hostel, La Terraza (The Terrace).¬†This was the local family of recyclers. The¬†matriarch¬†came by a couple times a week for our empties with her two young sons in tow.¬†Her one son, who was¬†seriously ill and physically disabled,¬†lay strapped to her chest as she worked. Her other son, probably nine¬†years old, helped her by carrying cement bags filled with¬†cans too, almost no bottles, because they¬†fetched a higher return and went¬†right back to the the beer companies in their delivery crates. At least¬†she still had a smile, and he still had a hand to fist bump, that is, if it wan’t already filled with bags of our garbage. Then we’d bump elbows. *aside* Paola, can you remember their names for me please? They deserve some credit, as do you for supplementing their hard work with some free baby food¬†and medicine. *aside /*

Digressing terribly, I will apologize for my knock earlier against fraternities because some people¬†join frats¬†to improve their chances to find¬†work that they love, which I think is honorable. I’ll continue this¬†apology¬†—¬†since I really did¬†detest¬†frat-life at Trinity College after just¬†one¬†semester¬†as an attendee not even as a brother– by saying, that some people do it to make friends, find housing, get connections and other reasons that I can’t fathom. And all of this helps them get closer to doing what they truly want to do. Having work we love, makes life¬†not feel like work at all.

I’m tempted to end this discordant post (did I really just apologize for frat-life after talking about how hard some Guatemalan’s have it). There’s something sick in my brain, but I admit it, unlike so many other people. And for this, I give love to all my friends, my mom, Dr. Tom Semper, the rest of my family too, and I’ll tell you the reason why I single out Mom & Tom.

Tom helped me understand the condition (don’t call it a disease), the medication options (a leetle scary but useful), and he gave me the clarity¬†of thought¬†to step back from¬†the emotional roller-coaster and find myself again.

However, Mom¬†has given me a safe location (her house), where I can be myself, get judged daily by smart people, and¬†still hold my head up. She’s taken very good care of me while I’ve tried to find a way back to a more productive life. ¬†And finally, she’s living proof that someone with a disease¬†(diabetes), can manage this condition (insulin & diet), and beat the fuckin odds. My mom was supposed to die before she turned 50. She celebrated her 65th birthday this year. Why I envy my mom’s disease, and loathe my condition, we could possibly cure diabetes, but people don’t seem to believe there’s a way to cure a condition like bipolarity. I hope they’re wrong for me, and right for her. So what do you do after you have a little cry? I listen to tunes I love, and I write down a quote¬†I’ve heard before.

So¬†tell me, “How do you¬†eat an elephant?” (pause1), (pause2), (pause3), “One bite at a time. And sometimes with a knife, fork, and napkin round your neck just for posterity.” ~Credit Chris Bromwell from The Yard for teaching me this expression.

~Listening to @Macklemore, “Ten Thousand¬†Hours”¬†via¬†Grooveshark


Good bye Farms, Ain’t no Privacy, Hello Socialsphere

It’s a bit weird rejoining the social media world after taking some time off to go farming. I don’t feel like it’s that much different than it was a few years ago, and that makes me happy. “Watch I be wrong” though ūüėČ


I thought it would be unpleasant to be so exposed again. I knew there wasn’t any privacy when I left. But it’s like I said to my buddy Kenneth Sawyer who’s trying to Cirque Du Soliel, “The only way to practice for the Big Show is in public”. Being exposed keeps you honest.


I thought I would dislike getting addicted to checking my phone again. But I haven’t. Now I don’t lose my phone, and actually, my friends and family can reach me when something fun or important is happening in real-time. Also, I try to follow Josh Dirks’s advice about kenneling the phone when what I really want is right in front of me. We all should have off hours every day, no?


I thought I’d get frustrated by the things other people were posting, ie. hate, fear, spam, ignorance etc. But really, its easy to filter one’s online experience, and the community has tons of self-proclaimed love-bugs like myself. Kudos to keeping it lovely people.


The usefulness of having our whole community from LIFE at our fingertips is tremendous and makes me feel powerful. The memories we share, the pro-tips for each person’s life-ambitions, and the connections that reach beyond our own small fishbowl… well, what can be said but L33T W88T W00T.


We have a radical community! Yup, radical, not something boring like “great”. We’re hella fucking filthy. Ok, I’ll settle the PNW boy in me back down.

This week for me, it’s been all about finding three things. 1) my level of comfort producing content, 2) a few channels conducive to my self-expression, and 3) some different strategies and tactics that might make my re-entrance create a few waves for people to ride. I’m going to draw a picture of my fishbowl analogy and post it here after I’m done writing. ^warning – I am not a good drawer^


I’ve trolled a little. I’ve called upon friends and family. Obviously, my content push is just on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter, oh, right, and now WordPress. And, this seems a healthy blend. I’m not trying to be an obnoxious power-user who gets blocked by everyone outside of his/her industry. I’m not a business. And I don’t want anyone thinking I’m a bot.


I looked at Vine, and took two steps back. It’s not for me personally. Clearly, its a healthy platform, but it gives me headaches. I looked at Blogger, but it still feels broken, boring, and stiff. I considered YouTube, but I don’t have access to what I think I need to make great videos because I need a 2nd person for that. Patience.


Now is probably a good time to wrap up this post. It’s getting long, or at least it’s felt like a lot of paragraphs. I hope if you take a look at these thoughts, you’ll let me know what you think. Maybe I’m missing something about Vine, or maybe I’ve annoyed you this week, in which case, I’d be happy to apologize if you let me know. I honestly have a hard time reading emotions when I’m in the current.


I’m looking forward to meeting more people in my fishbowl, and splashing a little water into other people’s bowls with my cannon ball and jack knife dives.


Peace and Love, Ian


Life is like an analogy, and first you have to learn to row a small boat